Battle #94: Full Self Driving Metal Straitjacket December 29, 2022
Setting: The Tesladome
Player: L'il Elon


ELON used TANK!
Oooooh shit boys.
It's super effective!
TESLA STOCK TANKed!
ELON'S MUSK sharply rose!
THIEL: Is it musky in here or is it just me?
MARGIN CALL appeared!
Oooooh shit boys.
MARGIN CALL used DEATH SPIRAL!
Critical hit!
ELON opened his inventory!
Inventory was empty!
REPO MAN appeared
REPO MAN: Nice stuff you got here. Be a shame if something was to happen to it.
JOE ROGAN: Quick Elon, bust out some 4D chess moves.